Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask
for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned
car dates. Won’t that be fun?

I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good
enough for you, son?

Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want
to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those
doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something.
Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now
quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father’s Day? Aahh, don’t worry about that it’s no big deal.

HAPPY FATHER”S DAY
John Bendall

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